Foxtrot T-Shirts

Quicksand.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Fox hunting.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Freedom's just another word for doing what you're told?/Fascists make lousy folksingers.

Two robots are playing table football.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

Stealth grazing.

Blackbirds.

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Alternative Airport

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!