Fitness Frolicker T-Shirts

"It's an unfitness tracker. It shows how long I've wallowed."

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"We're exclusively delts."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

City Marathon.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Exercise Class