Foxy Farmer Gifts

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Planting by the Moon.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"What?!"

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Medium well, please.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Speaker Farmer.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

'When things are slow'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Organic farm

Tropical Cow Tank

ACME Mutton Co.