Foodies Gifts

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

Wieners Sausages.

Let's do the continental.

'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

'If junk food is out and healthy food is in, what's going to happen to doctors?'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'The manna is okay, but why don't we get our choice of toppings?'

"Here's how our eating challenge works. The meal is free if you finish it without running across the street for a burger afterwards."

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

'Medium well, please.'

"The homework here is delicious!"

'How can we compete with that?'

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

Dog with recurring nightmare.

"We've got enough money so why would we care about a lousy win bonus? If only the managers' wife had made us her swede stew, then we wouldn't have lost 0:9."

'It's French for 'hot food'.'

'Our sushi is the freshest in town!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'How much could I eat for $20.00?'

'When things are slow'

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

"It's probably just seasonal."

"No, I will not 'beep, beep, beep' when I back up."

The Big Nosh

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

Hole Foods

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

"Well, let's just say it's half a plant-based food!"

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."