Foodies With A Playful Side Gifts

"It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

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'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

Sushi For Men...

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

The cake diet.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

Soup on a stick

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"But is it Organic?"

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'It's a chocolate patch!'

Meatball of the Gods.

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

Multi-Functional