Foodies With A Playful Side Prints

"It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

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'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Soup on a stick

Sushi For Men...

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

The cake diet.

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"But is it Organic?"

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

Meatball of the Gods.

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Multi-Functional

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."