Foodies With A Taste For Adventure Gifts

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

I wish I'd had the review.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Picasso

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

Cow Pilot.

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"But is it Organic?"

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

"Once again, Bingo the Beagle saves the day."

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

Sushi For Men...

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"