Foodies With A Bias Gifts

"Sweet, but a little too 'more organic than thou.'"

baby sweetcorn...

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"It's probably just seasonal."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Animal Band.

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"What?!"

"He's a fussy eater."

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'Medium well, please.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'When things are slow'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Let's do the continental.

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.