Foodies With A Bias Prints

"Sweet, but a little too 'more organic than thou.'"

baby sweetcorn...

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

HELLth Food Sprouts

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Animal Band.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"He's a fussy eater."

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"What?!"

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'Medium well, please.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'When things are slow'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

Wieners Sausages.

Let's do the continental.

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."