Foodies Unite Gifts

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

baby sweetcorn...

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

What's the insect de jour?

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"What?!"

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Medium well, please.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'When things are slow'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"