Cosmic Farmer Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines a love for farming with a touch of the cosmos? Our cosmic farmer collection features witty and charming products that celebrate both agriculture and outer space. Ideal for the creative spirit who enjoys blending the earthly with the celestial, these gifts are perfect for birthdays, or just because. Brighten someone’s day with a humorous reminder that even farmers can be out of this world.

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'Hurry up Martha, we'll be late for the tractor beam pull.'

'Hurry up Martha, we'll be late for the tractor beam pull.' mockup

'Hurry up Martha, we'll be late for the tractor beam pull.'

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Planting by the Moon.

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"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

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'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.' mockup

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

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It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like! mockup

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.' mockup

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

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'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?' mockup

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

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'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...' mockup

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

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Vaccinating Scarecrow

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First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers. mockup

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

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'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.' mockup

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

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'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.' mockup

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

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Speaker Farmer.

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Tropical Cow Tank

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Dept. de Philosophie

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'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.' mockup

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

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LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower mockup

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

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'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke' mockup

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense." mockup

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

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Learning.

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'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.' mockup

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

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Where steel wool comes from.

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Cowpat Man.

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Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread! mockup

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

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"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972." mockup

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

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"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field." mockup

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

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Remote control sheepdog

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"I bray, therefore I am."

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That's right! I'm River Banksey!

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"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?" mockup

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

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"Anomaletta"

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Cows of the Future!

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Cosmic Farmer Gifts Collection

Cosmic Farmer Mugs

Explore our collection of fun cosmic farmer mugs—great for coffee lovers who dream of stargazing in the barnyard.

Cosmic Farmer Pillows

Browse our cosmic farmer pillows—add a whimsical touch to any living room or bedroom with a universe-inspired farm motif.

Cosmic Farmer Prints

Discover vibrant cosmic farmer prints—great for adding a splash of galactic charm to any wall in your space or farmhouse.

Cosmic Farmer T-Shirts

Check out our cosmic farmer t-shirts—perfect for outdoor adventures or relaxing at home with a fun, space-themed twist.