Extraterrestrial Farmer Gifts

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Planting by the Moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Elevator Music

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Show and Tell.

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'