Extraterrestrial Farmer Mugs

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Planting by the Moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Elevator Music

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Show and Tell.

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.