Four-legged Friend Finder Gifts

'Chief, this is Bob. He got into the wrong car pool this morning and came to work with us. Can we keep him?'

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

'I found him on the internet.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

Know your dog - The brain.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'