Four-legged Friend Finder Pillows

'Chief, this is Bob. He got into the wrong car pool this morning and came to work with us. Can we keep him?'

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

'I found him on the internet.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

Know your dog - The brain.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Dog Sees Only Food

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Dog and man on couch

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."