Formicarium Fan Gifts

"It's a six floor walk down."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I don't do windows."

Santa does a keg stand.

Yoyo sheep

Bottle Distillery

"Tunnel of love"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Wine: New and Old.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"We raise our beef humanely."