Formicarium Fan Pillows

"It's a six floor walk down."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Santa does a keg stand.

Yoyo sheep

"I don't do windows."

"Tunnel of love"

Bottle Distillery

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"