Forever Fiancee Gifts

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

Shepherd and eurydice

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Bear Costume

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cupid and Targets

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'He does.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Holding hands

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Romance

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"This will be hilarious!"