Forever Fiancee Prints

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

Shepherd and eurydice

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Bear Costume

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Holding hands

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"This will be hilarious!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'He does.'

Romance

"You're my Mona Lisa."