Forever Romantic Gifts

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

This is forever... till death do us part...

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Waterfall of Disappointment

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Doctors in Love.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Antiques

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

Romance

Online Romance

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Internal Clocks.

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Palm tree in love...

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Carbon Dating Agency

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

"Why don't you join the Army."