Forever Romantic Pillows

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

This is forever... till death do us part...

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

ONE IN A MILLION

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Doctors in Love.

Antiques

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

Online Romance

Romance

"No one rides off into me anymore."

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

Internal Clocks.

Palm tree in love...

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Carbon Dating Agency

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'

"Why don't you join the Army."