Future Romantic Pillows

'Someday, all this will be done online.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Technology and Love

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Social Networking.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Spooning

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Spring Break.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Love in Boom

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

Online marriage ceremony.

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."