Future Romantic Pillows

'Someday, all this will be done online.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Technology and Love

Social Networking.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Your website or mine?'

Spooning

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Love in Boom

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Spring Break.

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."