Modern Romantic Pillows

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

'Singing to find a mate is so passe.'

"You texted me, how sweet...happy anniversary to you too, dear!"

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

"First you'll have to sign a prenup."

'Did you just text me to tell me we don't talk anymore?'

'May I carry your flash drive to school for you?'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

Bride carrying her groom over the threshold

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

Jason and Emily Forever - "They split up beforethe paint dried."

Modern Chivalry

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Technology and Love

"This just isn't working. Where do I click to unsubscribe?"

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"It took me ten months to get him to say yes!"

"I gotta be me!"

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Brave New World of Telecommunications