Modern-day Romantic Pillows

Romeo texting Juliet

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

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Technology and Love

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Spooning

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'We don't text anymore.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'