Future Lovers Pillows

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

Olympic Climate

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Boy on father's knee

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."