Future Lovers Prints

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Paw readings

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

Boy on father's knee

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...