Forest Frolicer Gifts

'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

Deforestation.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Fox hunting.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Snowman carrot substitute.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Spotted Owl Migration

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"