Frack-frolicker Gifts

FRAAACK!: "Excuse me."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Purple dress

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Black Truffles!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Snowball Fight With Santa

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

Stealth grazing.

Blackbirds.

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'