Forest Frolicer Prints

'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

Deforestation.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Spotted Owl Migration

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor