Workplace Frolicer Gifts

'What have I told you about gambolling at work, Lambton?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

Ghostbasters 3

InIn by-products.

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

Cafe Burns.

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.