Foodie Fumblers Pillows

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Fresh pepper?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Better Not Squash.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Sriracha"

The Final Chapter.

Bake off: Flan B

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."