Foodie Fumblers Mugs

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Fresh pepper?"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Sriracha"

The Final Chapter.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Bake off: Flan B

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."