Foodie Furballs Pillows

'Bad dog!!'

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Cats on the couch.

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Tzatzikicicle

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

Fido and Fifi

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Violinist welcomed by cats

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

Menage a Paws.

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"