Mischievous Furball Host Pillows

Cats on the couch.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Menage a Paws.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

What if cats talked dirty...

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)