Festive Furballs Pillows

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Cats on the couch.

"Projectile hairballing."

Violin family at Christmas

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

The Deaths take a selfie.

Fido and Fifi

Snowman carrot substitute.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Snowball Fight With Santa

Menage a Paws.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"If pressured, I will run!"