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'Bad dog!!'

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Cats on the couch.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Fido and Fifi

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Menage a Paws.

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Bar Refaeli

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"