Foodie Giggler Pillows

"How do you want your egg?"

'Are you gonna eat that?'

'Do these burgers taste funny to you?'

Nacho Pants

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Night of the Latkes

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Bangers and Mash

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Better Not Squash.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"I might just get a pie."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Sriracha"

Bake off: Flan B