Foodie Giggler Pillows

"How do you want your egg?"

'Are you gonna eat that?'

'Do these burgers taste funny to you?'

Nacho Pants

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Bangers and Mash

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"I might just get a pie."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Better Not Squash.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Bake off: Flan B

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'