Foodie Filmmaker Gifts

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Bagel problems.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."