Foodie Film Fan Gifts

It's December, and time for us to discuss the top films of the year. Today we look at documentaries. There were a couple films about our food supply. One investigated the poultry industry. As expected it's a chick flick. Another looked at the dried fruit business. It's a date movie. A film chronicling the construction of a skyscraper is enthralling. Riveting! And the biggest surprise was a film about a prison break -- We found it to be fun entertainment! It's pure escapism!

Counting ribs

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Party time.

The Streets - Night

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."