Foodie Filmmaker Pillows

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'The escargots are underdone.'

Bagel problems.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"Something photogenic for each of us."