Food Prep Perfectionist T-Shirts

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Picking pastries.

Under pressure.

Baking

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Cookery Lesson.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Macho Vegetarian

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Staycation Photos

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Food Pyramid

Come dine with me!

I Bake. Deal with it.

American Pastry

'Mine was stone cold.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Here's one I made earlier.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'