Food Prep Perfectionist Pillows

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Under pressure.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Cookery Lesson.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Macho Vegetarian

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Mine was stone cold.'

American Pastry

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Food Pyramid

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

I Bake. Deal with it.

Staycation Photos

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Come dine with me!

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Here's one I made earlier.

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"