Food Critique Comic Gifts

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

Night of the Latkes

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Thou Shalt Not!

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Amy Sedaris

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

Onion operation.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Bottomless bowl of soup

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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