Food Critique Comic T-Shirts

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Night of the Latkes

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Thou Shalt Not!

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Onion operation.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Amy Sedaris

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet