Culinary Comic Gifts

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

Soup Du Jour: Primordial

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

"Soup of the day? Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo."

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

Thou Shalt Not!

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

'Bon fromage!'

Dog hangs outside of a cooking school with a sign, 'Will Eat Your Homework.'

Night of the Latkes

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'So what's strange about it - can't a dog be a vegetarian?'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Maybe we should have ordered bottled water.'

Lightbulb Moment/Low Energy Lightbulb Moment

The Mayo Clinic

'More Christmas anyone?'

'What a tosser.'

"I'm very sorry, but you can't have the Chianti. White wine goes with poultry."

"Please rise."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

'Whats' this? I asked for alphabet soup.' - 'Morse code soup.'

'I'm fed up with being too full for dessert, so trot out the goodies cart FIRST!'

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'