Culinary Comic Mugs

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

"Soup of the day? Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Thou Shalt Not!

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

'Bon fromage!'

Dog hangs outside of a cooking school with a sign, 'Will Eat Your Homework.'

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"Please rise."

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

'Maybe we should have ordered bottled water.'

'More Christmas anyone?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I'm fed up with being too full for dessert, so trot out the goodies cart FIRST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

'Whats' this? I asked for alphabet soup.' - 'Morse code soup.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'What a tosser.'

'So what's strange about it - can't a dog be a vegetarian?'

"I'm very sorry, but you can't have the Chianti. White wine goes with poultry."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Night of the Latkes

Lightbulb Moment/Low Energy Lightbulb Moment

"My aged cheddar died!"

"Should we start without him?"