Food Critic Humor Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a food critic with a sense of humor? Explore our collection of fun, witty products that celebrate their discerning palate and sharp critique. From mugs to prints, find something that tickles their funny bone and adds a flavorful touch to their daily routine.

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'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!'

'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!' mockup

'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!'

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'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?' mockup

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

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"I don't want any of that old stuff you tried to palm me off with last time!"

"I don't want any of that old stuff you tried to palm me off with last time!" mockup

"I don't want any of that old stuff you tried to palm me off with last time!"

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Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities. mockup

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

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'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.' mockup

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

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"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!" mockup

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.' mockup

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media." mockup

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." mockup

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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"States of tofu"

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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly." mockup

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

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Cow's Last Will and Testament.

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"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?" mockup

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?' mockup

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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6 Brothers Falafel

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?' mockup

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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"You say your crème needs more Brulée?" mockup

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

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"Rump roast?"

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Lesser known greek gods,

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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