Fonts Pillows

"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"

'Nice graphics.'

"Now let's try you on the new twitter front."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

Signage

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Where Indian ink came from.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"I love this time of day."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"My computer just texted me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

The First Printed Bible

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'