Font Lover Pillows

'Sorry, you're not my type'

Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Italica

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Santa called but you were out!

'Very good and to the point.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

Fox hunting.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"I'll check your circulation."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Literary rain

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'