Font Fanatic Pillows

Italica

'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

'Does this pen come in another font?

'I think that new 'Doctor's' font is interesting, but I can't read it.'

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

'When we talked about radical change, I expected more than a new font on company letterhead.'

'Sorry...you're not my type!'

"No wonder no one has rescues us. Look at the size and style of the font you used!"

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

'Bold caps? Underlined? Italics? Don't EVER raise your emphasis in a text to me again!'

'I see you've used the typeface my ex-wife used when she faxed to tell me she had run off with her ski instructor...'

"It's just a suggestion, but I would use smaller text."

"I told you not to write our help sign in comic sans!"

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

A writer goes to work.

"Our seniors special includes an upgrade to 'billboard-size' font."

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"I'm confident you'll be impressed with the numbers this quarter. I changed their font."

Font Addict.

'Back off, you're not my type.'

'Oooooooo. . . Run away!'

The Graphic Designer's Eye Exam

Homes of the font designers

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.